I bring you, straight from Hogs on Ice, the scariest recipe ever. Suffice it to say that the phrase "lard IV" is used in the post. (that's eye-vee by the way and not four. As in, "the hirstute nurse gave me an IV". We're not talking about the third sequel to Lard the movie here)
To the one person besides myself who I believe reads this journal (but to anyone else as well in case I am wrong about how many readers I have accumulated), have a good weekend.